Legalize nuclear bombs

3liza:

Trixie Mattel is right, getting to know your neighbors is the best inoculation against being annoyed by their noise. it only works up to a certain point, but for just regular footsteps or the occasional bass leaking through or a party once in a while, the anonymous Fucking Neighbors are people i will kill for doing their laundry at 10:14pm, but Steven and Ray who live upstairs and sometimes have to jog across their hardwood at 8:39am because they forgot to pick up their Clif bar before they put on their shoes for work are my good pals and i look forward to barricading the building together during the financial collapse.

kosmogrl:

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

doodle-devil:

ashstfu:

i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much

thehappysmiler:

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theambitiouswoman:

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eliteknightcats:

ndiecity:

eliteknightcats:

winning the beautiful barista’s heart via physical comedy

You slipped in the Starbucks again didn’t you

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firstfullmoon:

ALT

José Olivarez, “Let’s Get Married”

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